Why We Get Pimples On Our Noses & How to Treat it.

Ok, so I will just say it - this blog post is a tad weird. I mean who blogs about nose zits? Well, I have been battling this WHOLE month with acne on my nose, INSIDE and OUTSIDE. It is so stinkin' painful. I am sure that is something we can all agree on. If …

Discovering Wonderland (Chapter 16)

I ripped my heart out of my chest and placed it beside him. Not really, of course, because that would be gross, but it is what it felt like as I left him on his bed to sleep. My heart resting there beside him, beating, raw, and bloody. He wanted to guard my heart, to protect me, well this was his chance because it was their with him on his bed wrapped tightly in his arms. My heart stayed with him, while I slipped across the room  to steal a t-shirt and shorts from his dresser. It would stay with him until he was ready to make me his. I sighed deeply preparing to leave my heart behind, Praying I would have it back one day. 

Discovering Wonderland (Chapter 14 & 15)

I made it to the bathroom but not in time to lock myself inside. So I leaped in the bathtub and tried hiding lamely behind the curtain. He jumped in after me and slammed me to the shower wall tickling my ribs. His face was all red and gooey. I looked up and noticed that the shower head was the detachable kind with a hose. Thinking quickly I reached to grab it with one hand and blasting the cold water with the other. He was soaking wet and the bathtub floor was now red. Archer made a weird grunt noise and grabbed for the hose which only made us wetter. I ducked under his arms, out of the tub, and ran toward the living room laughing. He caught up with me and tackled me on the couch. 

7 Christmas Photos That Will Make You Laugh,Wince, and Maybe Cry

The Creepiest Santa Ever:   I'm not sure if the doll, the little girl, or the grandma is the weirdest thing in this picture:    There are no words... No words at all...    Haha oh man!    Family Christmas Photo! Look at those cheeks...   This is just adorable:    Snow Baby:  

Some of the Weirdest Things That Have Happened

So I was in a weird mood today and decided to do research on so strange things that have happened in the last couple of years and this is what I discovered... In late 2013 a teenager cut of his male genitalia while high on mephedrobe. Afterward he stabbed his mom. Gross and very creepy! …

12 Embarrassing Mistakes We Make

Mixing up words... Like saying, "have a good night." When it's 9:30 AM Experienced a public wardrobe mishap...   Maintaining a polite acquaintanceship with someone whose name you can’t remember. Seriously it is so much less awkward to ask them their name a million times when you first meet then randomly ask 5 months later... Cutting …

My Halloween Horror Story (The Day My Boob Fell on the Floor)

The year I turned 13 was an extremely weird time for me. I was in the 6th grade and I was trying desperately to be the "cool" kid. I joined the volleyball team, participated in all the school spirit events, had sleepovers, and went on my first date. I wore the short skirts and flirted …

You know you live in the south when…

You come home and say "Let's order Buck's take out for dinner" When you have met more then one couple name Bessie & Dale You can go to restaurants and order up some frog legs There is a giant spider to you left, right, and crawling up your back Girls don't wear clothing they wear …

Sea Legs… My Cruise (Part One)

Well we are back and man does it feel good to be on land. I definitely got a little seasick and now my equilibrium is way off. I read somewhere that if you tell yourself you are not seasick you will no longer feel uneasy. They lied. I also read that if you drive around …

Photo Shamed

Ok! So I am in a strange mood and because of that I have decided it would be cool to do a little photo challenge.  A contest if you will... And that challenge is to post a photo that you have taken on your phone in the last week. But, it has to be the …