What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them. What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. song … Continue reading Christmas Humor
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3 Silly Jokes
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. I was coming back from visiting my son in my Miami and I stopped at a rest stop to use the bathroom. I just sat down on the toilet when I … Continue reading 3 Silly Jokes
7 Christmas Photos That Will Make You Laugh,Wince, and Maybe Cry
The Creepiest Santa Ever: I'm not sure if the doll, the little girl, or the grandma is the weirdest thing in this picture: There are no words... No words at all... Haha oh man! Family Christmas Photo! Look at those cheeks... This is just adorable: Snow Baby:
10 reasons to smile
Smiling makes us attractive. Think about it, if you are around someone who smiles a lot aren't you more drawn to them then someone with a scowl on their face? Smiling Boosts Your Immune System. Smiling can also boost your overall health. The act of smiling actually helps the human immune system to function more … Continue reading 10 reasons to smile
Happy Turkey Day! Gobble Gobble
I'm so ashamed of myself! I spent all day cooking and baking and I totally spaced taking photos. We even had friends over and nothing! Which is so sad to me because I value photos. They are a visual representation of memories. I guess that's the photographer in me coming out. Well I baked a … Continue reading Happy Turkey Day! Gobble Gobble
Weekend Photo Gallery
As promised here are all of the photos from this weekends Tennessee Adventure!
Small Town Big Love
I wish I could post photos of today, but it will have to wait until tomorrow due to the lack of wifi and cell service. Isn't it weird what we come to depend on? Not having access to Internet or having complete cell service can be such a hassle but then again, first world problems … Continue reading Small Town Big Love
Some of the Weirdest Things That Have Happened
So I was in a weird mood today and decided to do research on so strange things that have happened in the last couple of years and this is what I discovered... In late 2013 a teenager cut of his male genitalia while high on mephedrobe. Afterward he stabbed his mom. Gross and very creepy! … Continue reading Some of the Weirdest Things That Have Happened
12 Embarrassing Mistakes We Make
Mixing up words... Like saying, "have a good night." When it's 9:30 AM Experienced a public wardrobe mishap... Maintaining a polite acquaintanceship with someone whose name you can’t remember. Seriously it is so much less awkward to ask them their name a million times when you first meet then randomly ask 5 months later... Cutting … Continue reading 12 Embarrassing Mistakes We Make
My Halloween Horror Story (The Day My Boob Fell on the Floor)
The year I turned 13 was an extremely weird time for me. I was in the 6th grade and I was trying desperately to be the "cool" kid. I joined the volleyball team, participated in all the school spirit events, had sleepovers, and went on my first date. I wore the short skirts and flirted … Continue reading My Halloween Horror Story (The Day My Boob Fell on the Floor)
