Some of the Weirdest Things That Have Happened

So I was in a weird mood today and decided to do research on so strange things that have happened in the last couple of years and this is what I discovered... In late 2013 a teenager cut of his male genitalia while high on mephedrobe. Afterward he stabbed his mom. Gross and very creepy! …

12 Embarrassing Mistakes We Make

Mixing up words... Like saying, "have a good night." When it's 9:30 AM Experienced a public wardrobe mishap...   Maintaining a polite acquaintanceship with someone whose name you can’t remember. Seriously it is so much less awkward to ask them their name a million times when you first meet then randomly ask 5 months later... Cutting …

My Halloween Horror Story (The Day My Boob Fell on the Floor)

The year I turned 13 was an extremely weird time for me. I was in the 6th grade and I was trying desperately to be the "cool" kid. I joined the volleyball team, participated in all the school spirit events, had sleepovers, and went on my first date. I wore the short skirts and flirted …

The times I want to crawl in a hole and die.

I want to crawl in a hole and die! Die! Or hide and never ever come back to work. This morning, at work, I was finishing up in the bathroom, I just pulled up my underwear and was working on pants. When...  Wait stop.... It's important that you have a good mental picture so let …

Anti-Bucket List (10 things I don’t want to do before I die)

Break my back. This one explains itself. How horrible would that be? Become a widow. I tell my husband I love him everyday. He is my best friend more then anything. I have lost love in my life and it is a pain I never want to feel again. Especially with my spouse.  Eat escargot. …

What I am really trying to say is that… I am on my period.

Alright, so tonight is a funny topic. I have noticed lately that girls never come right out and say "Oh, I am on my period and that is why I don't feel well." and guys don't straight up ask, "Are you on your period?" Okay, so sometimes we do come right and say it but …

Seriously? That Just Happened…

You know that moment when you realize you don't have your debit card or you have forgotten your wallet entirely? The awful part is that you don't realize you don't have your wallet until your ready to purchase your items and you just want to crawl into a hole.  Or worse, when your have to …

Awkward Things We All Do But Never Talk About

The moment when you accidentally sit on someone else's pee while at a public restroom. You spend time cleaning yourself up but you secretly feel the need to shower for the rest of the day. Every time you attend a wedding you think... "Those two are going to have sex tonight." Try as you might …