Christmas Humor

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.  Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.  What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS  Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.  song … Continue reading Christmas Humor

Jokes On You

Sometimes you just need to laugh no matter how lame the joke me be.Q: What do you call a fake noodle? (An Impasta)Q: What do you call a fat psychic? (A four chin teller) Q: What do you call a laughing jar mayonnaise? (LMAYO)Q: How do you drown a hipster? (In the mainstream)Q: How do you … Continue reading Jokes On You